PETITION BY CONCERNED NIGERIANS TO THE PRESIDENT ON BOKO HARAM

#56: Funny petition - A sad & unnecessary petition

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Could the idiots who think the Petition is calling for the withdrawal of the JTF or any less-than-firm
approach to Boko Haram go find elsewhere, but here, to ply their jaundice and
vacuity? And can all the strays, waifs, oafs and pinheads they’ve attracted
here go with them, please? I’m saying people who need basic education in
English Language, Nigeria’s socio-political history and the rudiments of
democracy need to go pay some little money to some village teacher to give them
some basic idea, so they don’t go kill half the population of an unsuspecting world
with their corrosive ignorance! Nothing, even a little knowledge, comes cheap!
And, of course, that way, they would be helping the Nigerian economy and
keeping a few underemployed people better employed! And oh, just before the
Jack-in-the box characters pop out to remind me that I shouldn’t be talking
like this, can I simply advise that anyone thinking of offering such tosh as
advice take that advice and shove it down where the sun don’t shine? Good! Now,
I must thank each of them for their cooperation. Thank you very much.

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