STOP HASBRO FROM CORRUPTING KIDS WITH TOYS

Hasbro

/ #229

2013-07-22 20:46

Greetings, mere human.

I am the head of Hasbro. As my 'corporate lackeys' have evidently failed to stop your endeavors, I am forced to personally intervene.

So I will say this once and once only:
Do NOT take legal action against us.
Do NOT inform unsuspecting humans of our malevolent attempts to corrupt them.
Do NOT cease buying our products for your child, as the money helps fund our evil deeds.
And above all, Do NOT inform any of the races concerned of our actions, until we have turned the Western World against them in order to continue with our plans.

You have been warned.

Thank you.





Seriously, thanks for the laughs.